From the author of Sive, John B. Keane's witty and incisive letters of a lonely and lovelorn farmer provides keen insight into rural Irish life in twentieth century.

John B. Keane has introduced a new word into the English language - Ouzstitute. This is the story of a 'chastitute', i.e. a man who has never lain down with a woman for reasons which shall be fully disclosed within these covers.

It is the tale of a lonely man who will not humble himself to achieve his heart's desire, whose need for female companionship whines and whimpers throughout.

Here are the hilarious sex escapades of John Bosco McLane culminating finally in one dreadful deed.