An existential dance that will leave the reader laughing, pondering and shaking their head in utter disbelief. The amazing adventure of being born and raised a zombie, and the long road to become fully human. Follow the author as he grows up a Christian fundamentalist; then becomes a member of Eckankar - The Ancient Science of Soul Travel; then a Satsangi of the Radhasoami Faith; then a practitioner of Soto Zen Buddhism; and finally tearing off the cloak of the Transcendental Temptation and becoming a humanist.