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Dear Stupid Idiots,
A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked You idiots believe that ninjas had some code of honor. Yeah right If by code of honor, you mean code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet, then you are right. But if you mean a code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads, then you're the biggest idiot ever So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger
In the ranks of NCAA college basketball, Duke University is like something scraped off the bottom of a shoe. It's like a nasty virus you catch from a door handle at a public toilet.
No team in sports is as uniquely hated as those smug, entitled, floor-slapping, fist-pumping, insufferable Blue Devils. The loathing has almost reached the level of a religion. Christian Laettner is a punk. Amen. The Cameron Crazies are obnoxious. The Plumlees are worthless times three. Coach K is a jerk. Kumbaya.
This collection of horse stories, based on my experiences, with occasional literary hyperbole to keep it interesting, is written for men, by a man, and I expect will never be read by a man. In all likelihood only women, including your wife, will read this.
Whether new to the game or a veteran, you might as well plan for the coming shift in your future. She will look at you, her arm still in a sling from the minor surgery she required after getting kicked by the horse you have always hated, and with her good hand, point at my small book sitting on the coffee table. Melvin, that horse husband guy says we have to get some Metamucil for the babies, stall mats for the barn's center aisle, and I don't care if you have to unload it, I'm ordering a semi of decent hay from Idaho next year.
Happy horsin', Melvin.
From the cover, If fishing is like religion, then fly-fishing is high church! -- Tom Brokaw
This is a great gift book for any fly fisherman! Discover this unique and exceptional fly fishing book specially written for fly fishermen!
This entertaining book has everything with its hilarious fly fishing tales, true, fascinating, and little-known fish facts, the enchantment of the sport, the best places to fly fish, heart-warming stories, jokes and puns, World Fly Fishing Records, and much more in this amusing book created by bestselling writers Bruce Miller and Team Golfwell.
It expresses new ideas and concepts only fly fishermen understand like,
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. -- Ernest Hemingway
Only an extraordinary person would purposely risk being outsmarted by a creature often less than twelve inches long, over and over again. -- Janna Bialek
All in all, it's a highly enjoyable and funny gift for any fly fisherman (or that hard-to-buy-for person) that he or she will enjoy for a birthday, the holidays, spur-of-the-moment gift, or any occasion.
A great fishing book to,
Any fisherman especially fly fishermen will love it for the laughs, heart-warming tales, and intriguing thoughts brought out by this unique and enjoyable fly fishing book. They'll love the laughs it brings!
Get it now!
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Discover a fifty-something woman's transformation from engineer to wild adventurer. Join her on thrilling treks across New Hampshire's granite giants, wildlife encounters & more. An inspiring journey for hikers, retirees and couch potatoes alike.
Tortoise Trekker Adventures captures the heart, humor, and resilience of a woman who steps out of her comfort zone and into the wild. Her journey, marked by the stark contrast of her previous life as a dedicated engineer, is not just a physical transformation but a mental and emotional one as well. She embraces the unpredictability of the wilderness, the challenge of scaling granite giants, and the thrill of wildlife encounters with a sense of humor that will leave readers laughing out loud.
The book provides an engaging insight into the world of hiking and adventure. It's not just about conquering mountains or surviving in the wilderness, but it's also about the people she meets along the way. One such individual is her friend Nancy, an awe-inspiring woman who defied age and expectations, completing the New Hampshire 48 - 4000 Footers over the age of 70. Her story is a testament to the ageless spirit of adventure and the power of determination.
This isn't just a story about a woman in her fifties. It's about all of us, at any age, who have yearned for change, who have felt the pull of the wild, and who have dared to step outside the familiar. Tortoise Trekker Adventures is a beacon of inspiration for those who wish to explore not just the world around them, but also the vast landscapes within themselves.
In the pages of this book, readers will find themselves immersed in the verdant forests of New Hampshire. They will catch themselves the slipping and sliding with the feel of a rocky and rooty trail under their feet. Readers will be transported to breathe in the crisp, fresh air of the mountains. They will experience the joy, the fear, the exhilaration, and the peace that comes with immersing oneself in nature.
In Tortoise Trekker Adventures, the wilderness is a metaphor for life itself - unpredictable, challenging, and beautiful. It's a reminder that we are all capable of more than we can imagine. Whether you're an experienced hiker, a retiree seeking a new adventure, or a couch potato in need of inspiration, this book will touch your heart, tickle your funny bone, and maybe even inspire you to lace up your hiking boots.
America's most gifted outdoor humorist (Detroit Free Press) regales readers with this collection of gut-busting, man vs. nature tales originally published in such magazines as Field & Stream and Outdoor Living.
Patrick F. McManus's hilarious and comic stories of camping and other nature-oriented activities reach ridiculous proportions in The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw. From teaching his stepfather the methods of madness behind farm work through his best friend's grandmother's fear of bears, McManus reveals that human behavior is even wilder than the wilderness.
From the cover, If fishing is like religion, then fly-fishing is high church! -- Tom Brokaw
This is a great gift book for any fly fisherman! Discover this unique and exceptional fly fishing book specially written for fly fishermen!
This entertaining book has everything with its hilarious fly fishing tales, true, fascinating, and little-known fish facts, the enchantment of the sport, the best places to fly fish, heart-warming stories, jokes and puns, World Fly Fishing Records, and much more in this amusing book created by bestselling writers Bruce Miller and Team Golfwell.
It expresses new ideas and concepts only fly fishermen understand like,
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. -- Ernest Hemingway
Only an extraordinary person would purposely risk being outsmarted by a creature often less than twelve inches long, over and over again. -- Janna Bialek
All in all, it's a highly enjoyable and funny gift for any fly fisherman (or that hard-to-buy-for person) that he or she will enjoy for a birthday, the holidays, spur-of-the-moment gift, or any occasion.
A great fishing book to,
Any fisherman especially fly fishermen will love it for the laughs, heart-warming tales, and intriguing thoughts brought out by this unique and enjoyable fly fishing book. They'll love the laughs it brings!
Get it now!
Tags: Fly fishing books; Fishing books; fishing supplies; fishing stories; fishing equipment; fly fishing; fishing jokes, fishing gift books, fishing books, fishing gifts, fly fishing, sports humor, sports humour, fishing stories.
With six NBA championships, five MVP awards, and 14 All-Star selections, Michael Jordan's dominance on the court is unmatched. Sticking with the Chicago Bulls for 13 seasons and ending his career with the Washington Wizards, he began as as a high-flying phenomenon and quickly transformed into a global icon. Influencing millions with the iconic Air Jordan sneaker line and donating millions of dollars to organizations calling for social and educational justice, Jordan's journey is a testament to perseverance, passion, and excellence, transcending sports and inspiring millions.
Explore the triumphs, challenges, and defining moments that shaped his career, from his legendary 'flu game' to his impact on culture and fashion. Packed with anecdotes, insights, and interviews, this book offers a comprehensive look at the life and legacy of one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply in awe of greatness, this book is a must-read for anyone who wants to understand the man behind the legend.
More humerous observations and insights into the agonies and ecstacies of hunting, fishing, and camping by the author of They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?and other celebrations of life in the wild.
In A Wandering Mind, author Tony Moceri takes readers on a delightful and thought-provoking journey through the twists and turns of his ever-curious mind. This collection of essays, musings, and personal anecdotes explores a wide range of topics, from the importance of creativity and play to the challenges of navigating life's unexpected detours.
With a refreshing blend of humor, honesty, and insight, Moceri invites readers to embrace the power of letting their own minds wander. He shares hard-won wisdom from his experiences as an entrepreneur, coach, and family man, while also diving into the joys of pursuits like yard games, road trips, and connecting with nature.
Through stories of his triumphs and tribulations, Moceri encourages readers to approach life with an open mind, to find meaning in the journey, and to never stop learning and growing. Whether he's reflecting on the lessons learned from a beloved pet or the importance of living life to the fullest, Moceri's warm, relatable voice makes readers feel like they're engaged in a conversation with a wise and witty friend.
Ultimately, A Wandering Mind is a celebration of the beauty and complexity of the human experience. It's a reminder to embrace our curiosity, to find joy in the simple things, and to let our minds wander to unexpected places. This book is a testament to the power of a life well-lived and an inspiration to anyone seeking to make the most of their own journey.
** Published in hardback as Everything to Play For.
The indispensable book in your Trivia Quiz Book collection. All of our fun puzzle books are written to keep you entertained while challenging you with some of the tough puzzles about Georgia Bulldogs. The paperback edition is a great gift for anyone who is a fan of Georgia Bulldogs. Our unique Georgia Bulldogs quiz book will give you a variety of questions about Georgia Bulldogs. Each of our quiz books has questions to test your knowledge. It's fun to challenge friends and family to see who can score higher. Now you can try to get that absolute score
Paul Wieland is a talented storyteller with a lot of mischievous tales to tell.
He began his professional career as an award-winning journalist for two metropolitan daily newspapers, the
Buffalo Courier-Express, and the Buffalo Evening News. He was next a public relations executive with General
Motors, until, in 1970, he became the public relations director of the NHL's Buffalo Sabres, where he worked
on-air in radio and TV for several years. As executive producer, he spent 25 years working as a director and
producer of Sabres TV, as well as on NBC, Sportschannel America, and world-wide hockey telecasts.
He left hockey to run a Massachusetts public television station for six years, also beginning a long association as a director or producer of college basketball. Instead of retiring, Paul joined the faculty of the Jandoli School of Communication at St. Bonaventure University, teaching various writing courses, sports TV production, and
on-air announcing. He is the author of two non-fiction sports books and a comedic novel on the sports business.
Hardback: Case Laminate
In A Wandering Mind, author Tony Moceri takes readers on a delightful and thought-provoking journey through the twists and turns of his ever-curious mind. This collection of essays, musings, and personal anecdotes explores a wide range of topics, from the importance of creativity and play to the challenges of navigating life's unexpected detours.
With a refreshing blend of humor, honesty, and insight, Moceri invites readers to embrace the power of letting their own minds wander. He shares hard-won wisdom from his experiences as an entrepreneur, coach, and family man, while also diving into the joys of pursuits like yard games, road trips, and connecting with nature.
Through stories of his triumphs and tribulations, Moceri encourages readers to approach life with an open mind, to find meaning in the journey, and to never stop learning and growing. Whether he's reflecting on the lessons learned from a beloved pet or the importance of living life to the fullest, Moceri's warm, relatable voice makes readers feel like they're engaged in a conversation with a wise and witty friend.
Ultimately, A Wandering Mind is a celebration of the beauty and complexity of the human experience. It's a reminder to embrace our curiosity, to find joy in the simple things, and to let our minds wander to unexpected places. This book is a testament to the power of a life well-lived and an inspiration to anyone seeking to make the most of their own journey.
Snag this easy gift for your favorite guy!
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page.
Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
A funny golf gag gift book for the golfer who always has an excuse for their wayward shots.
Embrace the humorous side of the fairway with 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot. This light-hearted compilation offers an amusing escape for golf enthusiasts of all skill levels, perfect for those moments when your swing doesn't quite hit the mark.
Key Features:
Humorous Approach: Offers a humorous perspective on common golfing blunders.
Wide Range of Excuses: Provides a wide range of excuses for a variety of golfing situations.
Engaging Content: Filled with wit and whimsy, keeping readers entertained.
Keeps Golf Enjoyable: Reminds readers that it's okay to have a bad day on the course and to keep the game enjoyable.
Whether you're a seasoned golfer looking to lighten the mood after a challenging round, or a newbie seeking a fun perspective on the sport, 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot is the perfect addition to your golfing repertoire.
