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A young woman holds her newborn son and looks at him lovingly. Softly she sings: I'll love you forever I'll like you for always As long as I'm living My baby you'll be I'm sure many of you remember that heartwarming story. My mom used to read it to me as a child. Well, news flash fuckers, this book isn't anything like that. Parenting Things is an earnest examination about the trials, taboos, and exhaustion that comes with parenting* *from someone who has never fucking done it.
No school like the old school!
Hazing in the firehouse really did happen in the old days.
Naked, prop and physical humor were all part of the game!
Gross, disgusting, shocking and hilarious firefighter humor with pictures!
The typical firefighter spends 24 hours per shift at the firehouse. A lot of those hours are spent being a serious firefighter and responding to calls, etc..., but do you ever wonder what happens during the remaining hours?
You are in luck! I have spent the last 25 years living the dream and jotting down notes of what happened every step of the way.
This book is a raw compilation of the events that have occurred on the job during the course of my employment, with a few grapevine stories. I describe these stories based on the chicken scratch journaling I have been jotting down over the years, so they must be true. On the other hand, after seriously putting these down on paper, some of them sound so outrageous. I sometimes wonder if it was all just a dream. I'll let you be the judge of that!
Either way, this is a light-hearted retelling of funny things that happened while I was on the job. The stories help explain what happens when you put a big group of men together, under one roof, for 24 hours at a time. I don't want to give anything away, but I will just say that I have worked with some of the most hilariously creative men on the planet that made a very serious and grueling job bearable with their pranks and antics.
This book is a way to say thanks to all the firefighters I have worked with over the years. Thank you for all the experiences, stories and hilarious days I spent working with you.
Lastly, This was from the old days. None of these things happen anymore. Times have changed and this behavior has not been tolerated for a long time. The new generation of firefighters would not put up with these things.
The chances of your cat plotting to kill you are low, but they're never zero, are they? Find out if your cat is a hateful Hannibal Lickter waiting to strike or a darling Dolly Purrton in the making. This purrsonality quiz is killer.
In ancient Egypt cats were viewed as gods and in the modern day they are no stranger to worship as the internet's favorite animal, but have you ever stopped to consider the true nature of the smug little creatures we so willingly welcome into our homes? What's going on behind those eyes? Nothing? Or something sinister?
With 16 personality profiles and tips on how to live in harmony with your cat, no matter their personality, find out if your furry friends dreams of world peace or world domination.
The perfect gag gift for every cat lover!
It's a book that pierces through the veil of typical corporate speak where you'll find something hilarious for each week of the year.
An irreverent guide and gift book explaining what it means to be an adult in the real world.
What does it mean to be an adult? When am I an adult? How can I adult? How can I possibly get to the end of this page without checking social media?
To be an adult, physically, is to be a person who is fully grown or developed. To be an adult socially is to be financially self-reliant (to have a job), to be independent (to not live with your parents), and responsible (to be able to make sensible decisions). Legally you are an adult at 18, but adulthood can be a state of mind. There are children out there running their own companies. They are adulting better than you.
Stephen Wildish presents his findings, via charts, graphs, and illustrations, of what it means to adult in the areas of bed, work, social media, household chores, grooming, conversations, finances, and food and drink in this hilarious and relatable gift book, for anyone questioning whether or not they're doing this thing--i.e. adulting--correctly.
A hilarious gift for:
In this raw and unflinching memoir, I take readers on a journey through the darkest corners of my past, exploring the complex interplay of love, lust, and loss that shaped my life. From a tumultuous childhood marked by poverty and neglect to my experiences in my life thereafter, laying bare the painful lessons learned through a series of toxic relationships and self-destructive behaviors. With brutal honesty, I recount my struggles with depression, infidelity, and the constant search for connection in a world that often felt cold and unforgiving. As I navigate the treacherous waters of casual encounters, failed marriages, and the challenges of fatherhood, readers witness the slow and often painful process of self-discovery and growth.
This is not a story of easy redemption, but rather a gritty, unvarnished look at one man's journey to understand himself and break free from destructive patterns. Through moments of darkness and glimpses of hope, the author invites readers to examine their own relationships, choices, and the complex emotions that drive human behavior.
Part confession, part cautionary tale, this memoir offers a powerful exploration of masculinity, vulnerability, and the universal human need for love and acceptance. It's a story that will resonate with anyone who has ever grappled with their own demons or sought to understand the sometimes-painful complexities of the human heart.
Cocks Make Me Happy is a hilarious Rooster Adult Coloring Book that will keep you crowing till sunrise!
A great gag gift for anyone with a good sense of humor who loves chickens, roosters, cocktails and more! For men and women who want a few laughs with some tongue and cheek humor.
This book includes 30 cocky roosters to color with funny sayings including:
