The perfect gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal!
With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children--and most importantly--embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, Christmas, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and helpful pro tips to help them get by! A funny gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life!
Includes knee-slappers like:
Q: What did the big beer name its baby?
A: Micro brew.
I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!
Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
Dad Jokes: Yule love them! The perfect hilarious holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for anyone on your list!
May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season!
Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like:
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's star bucks!
There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics.
I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called Auld Lanxiety.
Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?
No, they'll be round.
The ultimate laugh-out-loud gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there!
Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent?
A: Supervision.
Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there--from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes--the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time!
Includes knee-slappers like:
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Q: What is the sleepiest fruit?
A: Napricot.
Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?
No, but I'll wrestle you for them!
After a successful career in film, television, and journalism in Washington, DC, Bill made a career change, becoming a successful financial advisor in the Midwest. In this new role, he tried using this then-new thing called email to keep in touch with his widespread staff. To get them to regularly check their mail, he started sending out a Thought for the Day. And it worked even better than he expected. Clients learned about the daily email and asked to be included on the list, and it just kept growing.
Now, more than twenty years and thousands of thoughts later, he's making these missives available in this series of books.
101 Spanish Puzzles - a puzzle a day take the stress away. This is a truly word search book like no other.
More Then 1'800 words - finding all the words hidden it will be a challenge for all the family.
For Adults & Kids - this book is for all ages, the puzzles are an appropriate level of challenge for everyone.
Easy To Read Font - Puzzles are in size 22 font, so you will not suffer from eye storm.
Quality LARGE PRINT - Puzzles are printed on a high quality white paper on an 8.5x11 in.
Activity for your mind - Experts say this can help you prevent and delay the onset of neurological disorders like dementia and Alzheimer's. Bring on the brain food - and brain teasers Cit. HelpGuide
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, BUY THIS BOOK AND PREPARE YOUR SELF FOR THIS CHALLENGE
Did you hear about the two radios that got married? The reception was fantastic. This cheesy-but-grate book is jam-packed with unbearable puns that are so bad, they're good.
This collection features over 200 jokes-all puns intended! These are jokes you'll love to hate. From the good to the bad and the ugly, these clever one-liners and witticisms will have readers of all ages laughing--and groaning. This book is perfect for punsters and dad joke aficionados who enjoy cringe-worthy jokes, or you can gift it to that long-suffering friend or family member as pun-ishment! Including:
And many more! Build your fatherly humor with the brick-ass jokes in The Brick of Puns.
A collection of irreverent summations of more than 100 well-known works of literature, from Anna Karenina to Wuthering Heights, cleverly described in the fewest words possible and accompanied with funny color illustrations.
Abridged Classics: Brief Summaries of Books You Were Supposed to Read but Probably Didn't is packed with dozens of humorous super-condensed summations of some of the most famous works of literature from many of the world's most revered authors, including William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Emily Brontë, Leo Tolstoy, Jane Austen, Mark Twain, J.R.R. Tolkien, Margaret Atwood, James Joyce, Plato, Ernest Hemingway, Dan Brown, Ayn Rand, and Herman Melville.
From Old ladies convince a guy to ruin Scotland (Macbeth) to Everyone is sad. It snows. (War and Peace), these clever, humorous synopses are sure to make book lovers smile.
Let your fellow human beans know that everything will be okale with this little book of upbeat and adorkable fruit puns.
This cute and colorful series of fruit-pun-filled gift books are the perfect pick-me-ups for you, your friend or your partner in crime. Do you need to avocuddle, or are you grapeful for someone who's 24 Carrot Gold? Then share the clove with these little books: AvoCuddle, and You are 24 Carrot Gold.
*veg, nuts and seeds are fair game
Do you like to laugh? Do you enjoy jokes and clever wordplay? Do you giggle every time you hear someone use the word duty? Do you like puns, jokes about private parts, and awful pickup lines? Are you tired of all these questions and wish I'd just get on with my obvious marketing pitch?
If you answered yes to any one of these questions, then you're in luck. This book is packed full of all kinds of humor, from terrible, yet effective pickup lines, to jokes that may take a Bachelors Degree in chemistry to understand.
The Grate-est Joke Book Ever has it all for mature audiences with an immature sense of humor. So channel that immaturity and don't take life so seriously. Instead, take a joke!
This book is absolutely hilarious! I don't think I've ever been this amused. - Seymour Buts
Ha! Wow, this book is clever! - Ben Dover
I seriously can't put this down. It's incredibly funny! - Buck Necked
I've yet to stop laughing! Please help. - I P Freely