What if there's a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing Trump's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the 45th President of the United States' tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, Sears unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This groundbreaking collection gives readers a glimpse of Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth, to what he hates about Lord Sugar. And it will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

Now with fifteen all-new poems as we lurch deeper into the Trump presidency, this timely publication also includes Sears' scholarly footnotes and introduction, in which he excavates new critical angles and insights into the President's poetry which the casual reader might initially overlook.

The dilemma my friends suppose me to be in, said Lewis Carroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, has, for its two horns, the endurance of a sleepless night, and the adoption of some recipe for inducing sleep. In this delightful book, therefore, are collected a splendid variety of the things he devised to help rid himself of insomnia.

They range from simple number problems and calming calculations to a number of whimsical activites: composing rhymes at midnight, conjuring up ghosts, planning dreams, devising shadow shows, and writing in the dark by means of Nyctograph. Take Carroll's advice and the wakeful hours can be turned to your advantage.

Does a poet's heart beat under Donald Trump's brash exterior? This international bestseller rearranges his quotes and tweets into hilarious poetry. It's a new word order and the perfect present idea

What if there's a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing Trump's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the poetic POTUS' tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, Sears unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This groundbreaking collection gives readers a glimpse of Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth, to what he hates about Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi. And it will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

Now with all-new poems! As we lurch deeper into life post-Trump and the impeachment era, this timely publication also includes Sears' scholarly footnotes and introduction, in which he excavates new critical angles and insights into the Poet-in-Chief's work which the casual reader might initially overlook.

A hilarious comedic poetry and cartoon collection from screenwriter David Meyer and cartoonist Mark Hill.

If laughter is the best medicine, call this book penicillin.

Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of awkward encounters, groan-worthy puns, clever turns of phrase, and hilarious cartoons. Through David Meyer's perspective, the world becomes a place of laughter and idiosyncrasies. This collection of quick-witted, quick reads can be devoured in a single sitting or at a poem-a-day quota (to keep the doctor away).

The book is a perfect gift for a friend who likes to laugh, an enemy who hates to laugh, or a family member who needs a laugh (and to pay you back that money they borrowed).

Put it on your coffee table to be lovingly stained with hors d'oeuvres and good memories, on your bedside table to ward off nightmares, or perhaps in your bathroom, as everyone loves reading a book that other people on the toilet have been touching for years.

However you read, this comedic collection is sure to please.

The notorious Shel Silverstein classic you won't want your children to read.

Dive into this a satirical, entertaining alphabet book for adults with quirky humor and Shel's signature black-and-white art! No, this is not for your kids--this is just for you!

You will be chuckling over Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book. --New York Times

Delightful and...zany, Shel Silverstein is a gifted cartoonist. --Chicago Daily Tribune

It's very, very funny. --Pittsburgh Post Gazette

Generations have grown up with the works of Shel Silverstein, known not only as a poet and illustrator but also for his work as a cartoonist, playwright, performer, recording artist, and Grammy Award-winning songwriter. With the timeless magic of his work, Shel has encouraged all to dream and dare to imagine the impossible with his extraordinary poetry and unforgettable characters. With Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book, adult fans of Shel Silverstein have a book of their own.

What does it mean to be eighty? In her wise and playful poems, Judith Viorst discusses love, friendship, grand parenthood, and all the particular marvels--and otherwise--of this extraordinary decade. She describes the wonder of seeing the world with new eyes--not because of revelation but because of a successful cataract operation. She promises not to gently fade away, and not to drive after daylight's faded away either. She explains how she's gotten to be a three-desserts grandmother (Just don't tell your mom!), shares how memory failure can keep you married, and enumerates her hopes for the afterlife (which she doesn't believe in, but if it does exist, her sister-in-law better not be there with her).

As Viorst gleefully attests, eighty is not too old to dream, to flirt, to drink, and to dance. It's also not too late to give up being cheap or to take up with a younger man of seventy-eight. Zesty, hopeful, and full of the pleasures of living, Viorst's poems speak to her legions of readers, who recognize themselves in her knowing observations, in her touching reflections, and in her joyful affirmations. Funny, moving, inspirational, and true--the newest in Judith Viorst's beloved decades series extols the virtues, victories, frustrations, and joys of life.

• Mike Hunt Smells Like Fish
• Mike Hunt Gets So Hairy
• Sometimes Mike Hunt Bleeds
• It Can Be Kinda Scary
• Mike Hunt Loves to Squirt
• and Gets Wet Easily
• Mike Hunt Once Got Crabs
• And Scratched Endlessly
• Mike Hunt Gets Ingrown Hairs
• Mike Hunt Collects Toys
• Mike Hunt Has a Piercing
• and Gets Pounded Like the Boys
• Sometimes Mike Hunt Farts
• With Great Force and Power
• Mike Hunt Is the Freshest
• Right After a Shower

A follow-up to highly acclaimed Spunky Grandmas..and Other Amusing Characters, Super Spunky Grandmas...and Other Amusing Stuff features many of the same type of clever stories about comical human behavior that entertained readers of Mogren's earlier work. It adds dozens of amusing, tongue-in-cheek observations about human nature and the world we live in, all written in sonnet form. Illustrator, Joella Goyette, is back with cartoonish drawings that introduce the themes of each of the book's 13 chapters.

Emblus Fingby's life was changed forever with the unexpected arrival of the osbick bird. The two became inseparable companions. Their curious relationship came to an end only with the utmost display of loyalty. In The Osbick Bird, Edward Gorey examines the uncertainties of life with his signature humor and illustrations.

These cats have destroyed curtains, scratched couches, bitten hands, shredded toilet paper... and they are not sorry. Now they decided to celebrate their achievements in these insightful and funny poems written by themselves.

With titles like It's 6 a.m., time to wake up, I hate the vet, Oops, I did it again, Let me in, and Red dot, red dot, this collection of laugh-out-loud poems offers a cat's view on common wacky and exasperating feline behavior. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.

In this oversized, overstuffed volume, Mike Hunt embarks on a new journey, filled with fishy tales and cheeky exploits that push the boundaries of imagination and good taste. Each page is a riot of color, packed with double entendres and winks that will make you blush and chuckle in equal measure.

Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed is not your average bedtime story. It's a raucous, rollicking romp through the absurd, designed for adults who haven't forgotten the joy of a good laugh at something totally inappropriate. With illustrations that are as bold and brash as the text, this book is perfect for anyone who loves to walk the line between scandalous and side-splitting.

Prepare to be entertained, appalled, and possibly enlightened as you follow Mike through his latest series of escapades. Whether you're a fan of the original or just discovering the twisted charm of Mike Hunt, this book promises more laughs, more gasps, and more Did they really just say that? moments than ever before. Perfect for gifting to that friend who thinks they've heard it all, or keeping for yourself as a reminder that life is too short to take too seriously. Welcome back to the world of Mike Hunt - it's going to be a wild ride.

Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed is the perfect companion for those who revel in humor that dances on the edge of propriety, unafraid to laugh in the face of the absurd and the risqué. This book is a beacon for anyone who appreciates a joke that's as clever as it is crude, making it the ultimate treasure for white elephant exchanges, secret Santa surprises, or that joke gift that steals the show at birthday parties.

Ideal for the friend who boasts an unmatched collection of gag gifts, or the family member whose bookshelf is a testament to the unconventional. It's for the brave souls who don't blush at the mention of a double entendre, and for the secret rebels in the office who appreciate a good laugh over lunch break.

Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed isn't just a book; it's a rite of passage for those who can take a joke and throw one back with gusto. So, if you're looking to add a spark of mischief to your next gift-giving occasion, or simply want to treat yourself to a laugh-out-loud journey that's as inappropriate as it is irresistible, you've found your match. Welcome to the exclusive club where humor knows no bounds, and where being a little bit naughty is a whole lot of fun.

• Mike Lit's sensitive
• Mike Lit doesn't hide
• Mike Lit shouldn't be
• Very hard to find
• Mike Lit wears a hood
• Mike Lit loves warm hands
• Mike Lit doesn't care
• If you're a woman or man
• Mike Lit's favourite toys
• Always vibrate
• Mike Lit enjoys
• Time alone with mates
• Don't ignore Mike Lit
• Once you have consent
• Mike Lit can swell up
• By 300 percent
• Some people don't think
• That Mike Lit exists
• But please don't make
• Mike Lit ask for a kiss

Our protagonist, Sarah, is tired of soul-sucking work life and inconsiderate roommates. So, one day, they decide to say f*ck it and take control of their life. With a bit of research and a lot of guts, they buy a cozy cabin in the woods and set out to build a new, more liberated existence.

F*ck It, I'm Buying a Cabin is a playful reminder that it's never too late to change your life. Whether you're looking for a new career, a new home, or just a new outlook on life, this book will leave you feeling motivated and empowered. So, what are you waiting for? Say f*ck it and start living the life you've always wanted!

In addition to the book's inspiring story, Sarah's identity as a queer woman adds an important layer of inclusivity and diversity to the book's message of embracing new possibilities and taking control of your life.

Another fun fact: F*ck It, I'm Buying a Cabin is based on a candle of the same name from the subversive Virgins On Fire Candle Co., the brainchild of founder (and the book's author) Jesse Regis.

Some readers may think that it's crude
To offer for sale what is lewd
But if you're offended
By what is appended,
We'll say what you are; you're a prude

Ronald Stanza has put together a collection of outlandishly funny limericks about some of the most serious, offensive, and even dangerous predicaments. These unique scrubblings are better than any insipid piece of graffiti doodled on a bathroom stall. This book describes just about every awkwardly inappropriate situation that nobody ever thought of writing a poem about, from dabblings in spectrophilia to bestiality, and from ill-fated self-servicing to the (mis)adventures of very misguided clergymen. If you're a lover of all things raunchy, crass, and base, you will laugh for hours at the likes of impotent Scots, naughty old Sapphos, old women of Ghent, Oscar McDingle O'Figgle, lecherous Northumbrian druids, and one old phony named Kinsey. WARNING: Not recommended for reading in churches, libraries, mixed company, or quiet family gatherings. Proceed with caution, weariness, and most of all, a sense of humor

For centuries, the Japanese haiku has been one of the world's most dazzling poetic forms. In just three short lines, it captures the sublime beauty of nature--the croak of the bullfrog, the buzzing of the dragonfly, the shriek of the cicada, the scream of the cormorant. Now, with Haikus for Jews, there is finally a collection that celebrates the many advantages of staying indoors.

Inspired by ancient Zen teachings and timeless Jewish noodging, this masterful work is filled with insights that will make you exclaim, Ah or at least Oy Whether you are Jewish or you simply enjoy a good kosher haiku, these chai-kus (so called because of their high chutzpah content) are certain to amuse. What's more, with each poem limited to seventeen syllables, Haikus for Jews is perfect for people in a hurry. Find out why God has made these The Chosen Haikus.

This collection of anecdotes, short stories, play excerpts, jokes, quips, and proverbs features literally hundreds of characters from the jesters of the Renaissance to the politicos of today. It provides an entertaining overview of 2,500 years of Italian wit and humor. The hardcover edition of this title, originally published in 1997, is available on-demand. Also available in Kindle, Nook, and other popular eBook formats.