The chances of your cat plotting to kill you are low, but they're never zero, are they? Find out if your cat is a hateful Hannibal Lickter waiting to strike or a darling Dolly Purrton in the making. This purrsonality quiz is killer.

In ancient Egypt cats were viewed as gods and in the modern day they are no stranger to worship as the internet's favorite animal, but have you ever stopped to consider the true nature of the smug little creatures we so willingly welcome into our homes? What's going on behind those eyes? Nothing? Or something sinister?

With 16 personality profiles and tips on how to live in harmony with your cat, no matter their personality, find out if your furry friends dreams of world peace or world domination.

The perfect gag gift for every cat lover!

An irreverent guide and gift book explaining what it means to be an adult in the real world.

What does it mean to be an adult? When am I an adult? How can I adult? How can I possibly get to the end of this page without checking social media?

To be an adult, physically, is to be a person who is fully grown or developed. To be an adult socially is to be financially self-reliant (to have a job), to be independent (to not live with your parents), and responsible (to be able to make sensible decisions). Legally you are an adult at 18, but adulthood can be a state of mind. There are children out there running their own companies. They are adulting better than you.

Stephen Wildish presents his findings, via charts, graphs, and illustrations, of what it means to adult in the areas of bed, work, social media, household chores, grooming, conversations, finances, and food and drink in this hilarious and relatable gift book, for anyone questioning whether or not they're doing this thing--i.e. adulting--correctly.

A hilarious gift for:

• White elephant, gag gift, or stocking stuffer
• New high school or college graduates
• Teen girl or boy birthday
• The friend or family member who refuses to grow up

Even the most profane practitioner of the vulgar tongue must sometimes wonder, Am I doing it right? This highly entertaining and crucially informative visual guide to the art of swearing employs a variety of quick-read charts and helpful strategies to take salty skills to the next level. Offering history and etymology along with guidance, quips, insults, answers to lingering questions, and much more, How to Swear celebrates the rude ingenuity of using a naughty word to express surprise, excitement, anger, joy, or disgust, limited only by the imagination. It's inspiring. It's educational. It's dirty. It's here to change lives or, at the very least, add some f*#&ing color to the conversation.

A wickedly funny illustrated adult gift book for people who give too many f*cks to things they should not give a f*ck about.

Do you live your life caring what people think of you? Are you scared to live life how you want? Learning how to give zero f*cks can enrich your life and the lives of those around you. Simply by not giving a f*ck, you can learn how to be different, how to not care what people think of you, and most importantly how to be happy.

From work to relationships, dealing with other people to self-care, you will learn how to release the hold other people have on you so you can live the life you want--zero f*cks given.

Inspirational as it is irreverent, How to Give Zero F*cks makes a great white elephant or gag gift for family, friends, and co-workers.

Can't we all just get oolong?

The UK is a nation of tea drinkers. 84% of Brits drink tea every day, and they get through 100 million cups daily. When a survey asked what the country's national emblem should be, the most resounding answer, with 32 per cent of the vote, was a cup of tea.

And yet... most everyone is doing it wrong.

Enter tea-drinking expert and infusion connoisseur, Stephen Wildish. His complete guide to the fine art of tea includes: brewing guides for the proportionally challenged; simple to follow but desperately important rules (such as: the tea-bag and milk should never touch); cooling guides (charting the exact millisecond when the temperature of tea goes from hotter than the sun to stone cold); taxonomies of tea, and much more. It is the perfect gift for every tea lover.

A hilarious, illustrated guide to eating vegan--without the judgment.

From the author of How to Swear and How to Adult comes this brilliant, incisively funny guide on how to eat vegan and how to talk vegan written by a vegan who is also an infographic genius. Walking the line perfectly between tongue-in-cheek without being offensive to either vegans or meat-eaters, Wildish provides helpful and humorous infographs for being, shopping, and eating vegan.