What would you do if you were told you must become a god, not a mere idol?

I was born with more than other men. I joined a monastery where the men worshipped my tremendous endowment. But a dove told me of a lover with whom I embarked on a perilous journey to Thessalonika, where we established the first temple of Phallic Worship. I am the god Priapus.

This legend contains the seeds of a cult of phallic supremacy. Following its tenets, men are free to lie with other men and generate power, potency, and the fertility of their crops. In today's modern world, this translates as wealth and influence. Heed the call of Priapus, and you will enjoy affluence, good fortune, and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

Read this tale of phallic supremacy and learn, through the bylaws in Book Two, Chapter Five, the secrets to establishing a holy place of priapic supplication. Your crops and bank accounts will grow as you submit to the hallowed sovereignty of the almighty male member. Disguised as a mere myth, this legend disseminates the secrets of wealth and prosperity. The male seed has always held properties of regeneration and growth. Even outside the womb, its reproductive powers can spawn new life for men everywhere in all aspects of their manhood.This legend contains the seeds of a cult of phallic supremacy. Following its tenets, men are free to lie with other men and generate power, potency, and the fertility of their crops. In today's modern world, this translates as wealth and influence. Heed the call of Priapus, and you will enjoy affluence, good fortune, and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

Contus Pedalis had a legendary member. Many believe, even today, that its enormous size is a source of fertility, wealth, and virility. This simple tract houses the myth of the young man's discovery of his powers and his rise to the status of a god. Worshipped in the pagan world as Priapus, men established sanctuaries in his honor throughout the ancient world. Several still exist today. The cult of phallic supremacy and worship has spread even in the Americas. Through rituals of buggery and obeisance to well-endowed men, crops are made more fertile, and a man's phallus becomes a source of power and prestige.

Three dirty tales will soil your clothes and send you to the cleaners.

LIFT PUMP - Gerry has a very big problem. He is gay, afraid of intimacy, and in the closet. His coworkers at the sewage treatment plant find out more about his enormous conundrum after a sewer pump explodes, sending them all to the showers.

WEE DOBBIN is a fairy tale set in the streets of Victorian London. Dobbin is a pure collector. Pure is dog poop that was used to cure leather prior to the 20th Century. When Dobbin hears the legend of Queen Rat, a mysterious, lustful ghost in the sewers of London, he cannot imagine he will find out the truth behind the story.

DARK AS A DUNGEON follows Shorty McCool through the coal mines and showers of Kentucky. The mine is a lustful lure for the young man whose pure soul grows blacker than coal. Shorty learns of the darkness that lurks in the hearts of men and emerges into the light.

Five tawdry tales follow the life and adventures of bodybuilder Shamus Little. Shamus can snatch, clean, and jerk with the best of the muscle men in Venice, CA, but he's missing something below the belt. He more than makes up for it on the back end.

In Little Shamus the bodybuilder recounts his sexual awakening and his love of bodybuilding.

In Muscle Beach, Taryn Rearden has a crush on Irish bodybuilder Shamus Little. After a hostile encounter, Shamus asks Taryn back to his flat, where the two men find common ground. Both are burdened by size, whether too much or too little. A bet leads to the discovery that size isn't everything.

The Spotter introduces Shamus to Garret, a man with a massive problem that only Shamus can resolve.

In Dirty Cop, Detectives Rocco Pounder and Ash Hunter are partners on a stake-out in Venice Beach. Shamus, now a steroid dealer, is their mark. When Shamus recognizes Rocco and his legendary member, the tables turn. The two detectives become more than just partners.

Rocco, Ash, and Shamus appear in Hardhats and Nightsticks, the fifth and final story. Shane Biggars is a construction worker who often loses his balance due to a size problem. After he loses his job, he moves in with Charlie Watts, his straight coworker with a fetish for big toys. It takes many adventures in baths and bedrooms before Shane finally finds his happy ending.

Two brazen novellas set in and around Ancient Greece and one short story set in midcentury Athens will require a box of Kleenex by your bedside for optimal reading.

HERCULES AND LIPPOS features the hunky demigod and his overly blessed companion, Lippos. Together, the two men go on adventures, both geographical and sexual. Antiquity never felt so hot.

THE GOSPEL OF PRIAPUS is a pseudo-mythical religious text that recounts the life of Priapus, the great phallic god, and his tiny companion Chrysion. The text includes instructions for establishing a temple of phallic worship in your city.

ONE ETERNAL DAY is a modern story set in Athens. The immense protagonist, Peter, meets an extraordinarily muscular youth with a small problem, and together they turn the clocks back.

Rodeo is the toughest sport. It's savagely violent; even the clowns are made of steel. It's no surprise the cowboys are strong, deep and brutal in bed. Confessions of a Rodeo Clown is a dark, carnal road trip into the world of the lonesome cowboys and the clowns who love them.

Set in 1961, this is one of Peter's finest works of literature, and one of the raunchiest. The story reads like a romance, but the novel itself is pure smut. Shocking for the era in which it takes place, this book is a work of art in every way.

The narrator, Brightie, is a naive young clown. When he meets Cody, the bull rider who makes his heart jump, together they descend into an underground network of sex, domination, and drugs, cushioned only by their mutual love. From motel rooms in Wyoming to bathhouses in Peru, the pair discover the joys of sex without bounds.

Cody struggles to keep his past buried. His colossal endowment harbors a dark secret. When Brightie stumbles into that secret, it nearly destroys him. Only love, patience, and a high tolerance for pain can save the tender relationship these two have forged from bull sweat and arena dust.

Three Tales woven together by a handsome youth, a beautiful valley, and hard, towering columns.

Buck Private is the story of strapping Wyoming lad Buck Hartigan, who enlists in the Army, where he discovers his true nature. Peter has hinted that Buck is his ideal mate, perhaps his ideal self. Buck's proportions are enticing but not overbearing, which Peter often yearned for in himself and a mate.

The Anaconda Copper tells the tale of a Montana Sheriff whose legendary member earned him the nickname Stack in honor of the giant smokestack that looms over the town. Stack meets Buck, who is on his way to a ranch in the Big Hole River Valley but finds his perfect mate in a man he'd often admired but never knew was like him.

Bunkhouse Buddies has the honor of being Peter Schutes's first novel, penned in the late 1950s while living on a ranch in Montana. Buck arrives at the Cock's Crow Ranch, where he discovers he is not the only big boy who enjoys the pleasures of gay sex.

Revised Edition. Originally published as Blue Collar Buds.

Four tawdry tales will delight your senses and leave you deeply satisfied.

LOGGER'S DELIGHT

A logger chooses to live away from society, out in the woods, with only a bunch of men and some halfway decent food to keep him company. Some loggers are loners, preferring to live and work away from others. These 'timberbeasts' always have good reasons for wishing to be alone. Some are hotheads who would get in fights if they were around others. Others are introverted types who feel drained by other people. Some of these solitary loggers have reasons no one could fathom

Doug Hayburn is a timberbeast who prefers to stay away from the prying eyes and taunting jeers of men. His colossal member attracts too much attention. When Logan Pettigrew, a logger with quite the opposite problem, arrives on the scene, together they discover that even the largest lid can fit a very wide pot.

KWIKLUBE 5000

In the 1970s Van Nuys Boulevard in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles was the cruising street of choice for young drivers. Cruising was outlawed by the quasi-fascist LAPD, who saw fit to curtail freedoms if they were inconvenient, for along with the cruising came fights, accidents, and crime.

Jake Snake Elgin is a businessman who sought to capitalize on the car culture explosion in Los Angeles by opening an auto lube shop. He battles inner demons and outer extremities. His employees help release him from a personal hell into a new kind of heaven.

HOTSHOT

In the 1960s, powerful pickup trucks led to a new kind of trucking industry. When a man owns a pickup truck and modifies it for use on short-haul, small-payload runs, he becomes a hotshot. They're nimble and quick. When something has to be there overnight, they are a fast solution to supply chain issues, especially in oil country.

Hugh Jayness inherited a large pickup truck from his stepfather and a tiny member from his father. He loves hanging out at truck stops, giving truckers the satisfaction they crave. After reading a want-ad, Hugh realizes he can join the world of hotshot trucking, where his horizons expand beyond his imagination.

FIREHOUSE LOVERS

Many gay men are excited by the heroism and bravery of our nation's fire brigades. It doesn't hurt that they are masculine, muscular, and usually quite handsome. Rookie fireman Travis Baumholt knows he's gay, but he's not comfortable with it, even though he lives in the heart of the Castro District in San Francisco, which, even in the late 1960s, was becoming a mecca for gay men. Little by little, he is discovering who he is and where he belongs on the hierarchy of gay sex. Given his small member, big caboose, and remarkable talents, he seems most satisfied as Greek passive, French active. Enter Mike, a massive fireman with a huge problem only Travis can solve.