Who's there? is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.
This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips--which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.
Everyone loves knock-knock jokes--especially kids Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection.
Edible Delights
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Apricot.
Apricot who?
Apricot my key. Open up
Animal Crackers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butternut.
Butternut who?
Butternut try to pick up a skunk
Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of humor
Bob Phillips' original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders:
Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A. A nervous wreck.
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite meal?
A. Launch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel all make you laugh if you aren't very bright.
Totally awesome fun For kids of all ages.
The next time a child proclaims I'm bored! the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.
When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of mundane complain is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection!
This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.
A Barrel Full of Laughs
Q: What does a polar bear wear when his head is cold?
A: An ice cap.
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Q: How does an egg get to work?
A: It drives a Yolkswagon.
Get ready to giggle, grin, guffaw, and sometimes groan with this supremely silly, fantastically funny, and completely crazy collection of clean jokes your whole family will enjoy Bestselling humorist Bob Phillips is back with plenty of Q and A quips about animals, inventions, the Bible, and more.
This barrel full of fun will have you and your children rolling on the floor in laughter.