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A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!
With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!
These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:
I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
A: The road.
Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Easter gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together!
Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back!
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Includes jokes like:
Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli?
A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk.
You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
The perfect gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal!
With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children--and most importantly--embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, Christmas, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and helpful pro tips to help them get by! A funny gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life!
Includes knee-slappers like:
Q: What did the big beer name its baby?
A: Micro brew.
I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!
Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
Dad Jokes: Yule love them! The perfect hilarious holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for anyone on your list!
May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season!
Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like:
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's star bucks!
There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics.
I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called Auld Lanxiety.
Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?
No, they'll be round.
The ultimate laugh-out-loud gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there!
Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent?
A: Supervision.
Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there--from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes--the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time!
Includes knee-slappers like:
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Q: What is the sleepiest fruit?
A: Napricot.
Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?
No, but I'll wrestle you for them!
The goofiest, silliest, funniest knock-knock joke book for kids (and that's no joke), the perfect Easter gift!
Get ready for a knock-knock knockout with this hilarious book of fun! Filled with hundreds of the funniest, family-friendly, rib-tickling jokes and cool doodle illustrations, My First Knock-Knock Jokes is the first BIG collection of silly, easy-to-read knock-knock jokes for kids. Budding comedians and early learners will be rolling on the floor with endless hours of laughs, giggles and groans!
Orange you glad you found this joke book? Perfect for:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don't let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Conrad.
Conrad who?
Conrad-ulations! That was a good joke!
Battle it out in this laugh-out-loud joke book for kids with 300+ jokes! A fun activity for the whole family and a hilarious Easter gift for ages 5-7, 8-10, and 10-12.
GOAL: Make your opponent laugh out loud and don't laugh yourself--we dare you! In this ultimate showdown, players compete in multi-level rounds with hilarious charades for kids, fill-in-the-blanks, knock-knock jokes, tongue-twisters, shout challenges, mumble challenges, and more. Each laugh you get earns you a point, and the person who gets the most laughs is crowned the Jokestar Champion! This clean, screen-free time game book is epic fun for the whole family. Just try not to laugh!
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The grossest, goofiest, gut-busting game book ever! A funny activity for the whole family and hilarious Easter gift for kids!
Battle your friends and family in a wacky game too silly for real life and get ready to laugh out loud! In this epic gross championship, read aloud hundreds of the funniest and most disgusting questions and earn points deciding which hilariously nasty scenarios you would rather choose. It's the perfect game book for endless hours of fun for kids age 8 to 12 and kids at heart! Are YOU ready for The Ultimate Gross Challenge?
Bringing lots of non-stop giggles, this gross humor book for kids is perfect for:
Could you drink a glass of water from a dirty fish tank, or would you lick the liquid leaking from a garbage can?
Could you sleep on a pillow made of eyeballs, or would you snuggle up in a blanket full of fish guts?
Could you eat baby snakes as pasta, or would you eat dish sponges as sandwich bread?