It's a great undertaking to raise a humor website from infancy to full-fledged adulthood, but with the right editors, impeccable taste, and a dire political landscape, your site will enjoy years of relevance and comic validation. Join us as we revisit the first twenty-one years of McSweeney's Internet Tendency, from our bright-eyed and bewildered early stages to our world-weary and bewildered recent days. Keep Scrolling Till You Feel Something is a coming-of-age celebration of the pioneering website, featuring brand-new pieces and classics by some of today's best humor writers, like Ellie Kemper, Wendy Molyneux, Jesse Eisenberg, Tim Carvell, Karen Chee, Colin Nissan, Megan Amram, John Moe, and many more.

Including:

• I Don't Hate Women Candidates--I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I'm Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
  
• It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
  
• On the Implausibility of the Death Star's Trash Compactor
  
• The Only Thing That Can Stop This Asteroid is Your Liberal Arts Degree
  
• If Women Wrote Men the Way Men Write Women
  
• My Coming Out Story, Sponsored by Bank of America
  
• I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
  
• Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week's Meals. We've Been Having a Tough Time Lately

Back in 1998, the internet was young and wild and free. Along with listservs, pornography, and listservs dedicated to pornography, there was a website that ran all its articles in the same font and within abnormally narrow margins. This site was called McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and many dozens of people read it. Now, fifteen years later, most of those readers have died, but the Tendency still exists, publishing, every day, quasi-humor writing in the same font within the same abnormally narrow margins. The site has no ads, and no revenue prospects, and thus, every year or so, we collect some of the site's better material and attempt to trick readers into paying for a curated, glued-together version of what is available online for free. This collection is the best and most brazen of such attempts. Please enjoy it, after you have paid for it.

Featuring:

?It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers!

?What I Would Be Thinking About if I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano

?I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled

?Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)

?In Which I Fix My Girlfriend's