A hilarious comedic poetry and cartoon collection from screenwriter David Meyer and cartoonist Mark Hill.

If laughter is the best medicine, call this book penicillin.

Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of awkward encounters, groan-worthy puns, clever turns of phrase, and hilarious cartoons. Through David Meyer's perspective, the world becomes a place of laughter and idiosyncrasies. This collection of quick-witted, quick reads can be devoured in a single sitting or at a poem-a-day quota (to keep the doctor away).

The book is a perfect gift for a friend who likes to laugh, an enemy who hates to laugh, or a family member who needs a laugh (and to pay you back that money they borrowed).

Put it on your coffee table to be lovingly stained with hors d'oeuvres and good memories, on your bedside table to ward off nightmares, or perhaps in your bathroom, as everyone loves reading a book that other people on the toilet have been touching for years.

However you read, this comedic collection is sure to please.

NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY THE LOS ANGELES TIMES - NAMED ONE OF THE FIVE BEST ROCK BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY ROLLING STONE

As a singer and songwriter, Gram Parsons stood at the nexus of countless musical crossroads, and he sold his soul to the devil at every one. His intimates and collaborators included Keith Richards, William Burroughs, Marianne Faithfull, Peter Fonda, Roger McGuinn, and Clarence White. Parsons led the Byrds to create the seminal country rock masterpiece Sweetheart of the Rodeo, helped to guide the Rolling Stones beyond the blues in their appreciation of American roots music, and found his musical soul mate in Emmylou Harris. Parsons' solo albums, GP and Grievous Angel, are now recognized as visionary masterpieces of the transcendental jambalaya of rock, soul, country, gospel, and blues Parsons named Cosmic American Music. Parsons had everything--looks, charisma, money, style, the best drugs, the most heartbreaking voice--and threw it all away with both hands, dying of a drug and alcohol overdose at age twenty-six.

In this beautifully written, raucous, meticulously researched biography, David N. Meyer gives Parsons' mythic life its due. From interviews with hundreds of the famous and obscure who knew and worked closely with Parsons-many who have never spoken publicly about him before-Meyer conjures a dazzling panorama of the artist and his era.

Praise for Twenty Thousand Roads

Far and away the most thorough biography of Parsons . . . skewers any number of myths surrounding this endlessly mythologized performer.--Los Angeles Times

The definitive account of Gram Parsons' life-and early death. From the country-rock pioneer's wealthy, wildly dysfunctional family through his symbiotic friendship with Keith Richards, Meyer deftly illuminates one of rock's most elusive figures.--Rolling Stone

Meticulously researched . . . Though Meyer answers a lot of long-burning questions, he preserves Parsons' legend as a man of mystery.--Entertainment Weekly

Meyer gives Parsons a thorough, Peter Guralnick-like treatment.--New York Post

The Vallerio Forest covers millions of acres of undeveloped land, cut off from the outside world by giant fences, armed guards, and government edicts. It's widely considered an ecological paradise. But beneath its majestic canopy lies a dark underbelly of strange creatures, secret facilities, and horrifying experiments.

Five months ago, survival expert Zach Caplan swore off the wild and moved to New York City. But when trouble strikes his ex-girlfriend, famed biologist Amanda Morgan, he must return to the forest that nearly destroyed him. This, however, will prove far more difficult than he could ever imagine.

For something is stirring within the Vallerio. Something ancient, something deadly. And as Caplan fights to untangle the terrifying truth about the dark forest, he will come to an inescapable conclusion. The fate of humanity is in his hands ... and one wrong move could mean extinction.

Behemoth is an action-packed adventure, perfect for fans of Jurassic Park, Godzilla, and King Kong as well as for readers of James Rollins, Matthew Reilly, Greig Beck, & Preston & Child. This thrilling tale will leave you gasping for breath and eager for more!

Long ago, the mysterious Broken Apocalypse ravaged Earth, drying up its surface water and reducing its soil to dust. Billions perished of thirst. But a lucky few survived by tapping into deep, underground reservoirs.

Titus Foster has never ventured past Natica's massive walls. Nobody has. Nobody who's lived to tell about it, anyway. But that was before the inexplicable earthquake, before it devastated Natica's precious water supply. Now, he must trek into the lethal, barren hinterlands. Fighting his way through crumbling ruins, lethal storms, and enormous, violent creatures, he'll search for answers. What he finds will challenge everything he knows about the world ... and himself.

Meanwhile, Kayden Kell doesn't remember anything. And she's not the only one with that problem. Nobody remembers anything. Not the strange apartments they awoke in nor the weird, black dome that surrounds their high-tech city. But she doesn't have time to worry about any of that. Because she's on the run, caught up in a sinister conspiracy she barely understands. Fighting to survive, she'll take a daring chance, one that will lead her straight to Titus ... and the terrifying truth about their reality.

Broken Lands is a thrilling post-apocalyptic adventure, perfect for readers of James Rollins, Matthew Reilly, Greig Beck, & Preston & Child. Turn pages long into the night as international bestselling author David Meyer takes you on a ride you'll never forget!

In 1945, Germany plotted one last desperate attack on the Allies. At a top-secret base, Nazi scientists raced to finish a horrible weapon. But their experiments went awry and their research perished amongst violent chaos.

In present day, disgraced treasure hunter Cy Reed is hot on the trail of an incredible artifact when a mysterious explosion fills the air. At the same time, a team of geologists make an astonishing discovery that could rewrite ancient history. And a beast of impossible origins unleashes a bloody rampage across the ice.

As Reed unravels the mysteries behind Antarctica's dark past, he begins to uncover a sinister conspiracy. Plagued by ferocious storms and betrayed on all sides, he races toward an inevitable clash that could salvage his ruined reputation ... or unleash hell upon the world.

From international bestselling author David Meyer, Ice Storm is a jaw-dropping action-adventure that will keep you guessing all the way to the explosive finale. If you're a fan of Clive Cussler, Preston and Child, and James Rollins, you'll love this book, the second installment of the thrilling Cy Reed Adventures.

Embark on a delectable adventure with The Honey Cookbook: A Delicious Journey with Nature's Golden Nectar. This culinary masterpiece invites you into the enchanting world of honey, where each page is a celebration of the sweet harmony between bees and blossoms. Discover the rich tapestry of flavors woven by different honey varieties and unlock the secrets of incorporating this liquid gold into a myriad of mouthwatering recipes.

From breakfast delights like honey-infused granolas and fluffy pancakes to savory wonders like honey-glazed salmon and decadent honey cakes, this cookbook is a treasure trove of gastronomic delights. Explore the refreshing realm of honey lemonade and the comforting warmth of honey hot toddies, as this book takes you beyond the kitchen and into the heart of beekeeping, offering insights into the origins of honey, its diverse types, and the ecological importance of bees.

Indulge your senses with sensory evaluations, learn the art of hosting honey tasting parties, and master the delicate balance of pairing honey with various foods and beverages. Whether you're a seasoned chef or a novice in the kitchen, this cookbook is your guide to a world where every dish is touched by the sweetness of nature's golden nectar.

The Honey Cookbook is more than a collection of recipes; it's a gastronomic journey, a tribute to the bees, and an ode to the wonders of honey. Let it be your companion in the kitchen as you savor the richness, versatility, and sheer delight that honey brings to every culinary creation. Get ready to experience the magic of honey in a way that transcends the ordinary.

Earth lies in ruins. Billions of people are dead. Enormous creatures-behemoths-tower over everything, devastating cities and feeding on the scattered remnants of humanity.

Zach Caplan is a survivor. After the war broke out, he fled to Maine's remote wilderness. Hiding in the shadows, he salvaged supplies and lived off of the dying land. He thought he was safe. But a sudden and brutal attack proves otherwise.

Rising from the ashes, he launches a desperate search for answers. Unfortunately, the stakes are higher than he could ever imagine. For a terrifying new threat is on the horizon. And Caplan is the only thing standing between mankind and a fate worse than extinction.

Savage is an action-packed adventure, perfect for fans of Jurassic Park, Godzilla, and King Kong as well as for readers of James Rollins, Matthew Reilly, Greig Beck, & Preston & Child. This thrilling story will keep you reading long into the night!

Everyone wants to live a happy life. There are some underlying characteristics of a happy living that appear to be shared by everybody, despite the fact that different people may have different definitions of success or ways to measure pleasure.

This book, A GREAT LIFE, teaches you how to achieve your goals and lead a successful life. David Meyer offers an effective and simple plan for reaching your objectives.

In this book, A Great Life. You will find,

- easy methods to increase one's chances of success by threefold

- better decision-making techniques

- what to do if they become trapped;

-and many other things

The tried-and-true advice included in these pages will be cherished by anyone who is sick of not making progress toward their personal, intellectual, business, interpersonal, or financial goals.

A picture-perfect Christmas wonderland ... built on a web of shocking secrets and cryptic anomalies.

For teenage tour guide Daniel Ford, Braxton is the ideal home, one of twinkling lights, swirling snow, and yuletide cheer. He'd never guess it's got a dark side ... until he stumbles right into it.

Suddenly, he's under fire and searching for answers. But his investigation only turns up more questions: What's buried beneath the streets of Braxton? Who else is after it? And just how far will they go to get their hands on it?

The master tour guide is now being led on a tour of his own ... and it's going to take every skill he's got to survive.

Fast-paced and filled with humor, David Meyer's Misguided will have readers on the edge of their seats, with unexpected twists and turns that will keep them guessing until the very end. If you enjoyed Masterminds by Gordon Korman, you'll love this thrilling novel. Buy now before the price changes!

A picture-perfect Christmas wonderland ... built on a web of shocking secrets and cryptic anomalies.

For teenage tour guide Daniel Ford, Braxton is the ideal home, one of twinkling lights, swirling snow, and yuletide cheer. He'd never guess it's got a dark side ... until he stumbles right into it.

Suddenly, he's under fire and searching for answers. But his investigation only turns up more questions: What's buried beneath the streets of Braxton? Who else is after it? And just how far will they go to get their hands on it?

The master tour guide is now being led on a tour of his own ... and it's going to take every skill he's got to survive.