While it's true that they're furry, adorable, even mysterious; the Rat Cult's tales are, paradoxically, quite sharp, sweet and serious. Sating cheesy palettes that yearn for fun thought, these words are wantonly crafted for souls jointly sought. Whimsically cerebral. Fervently terrible. Fellow friends, without fuss or further ado, herein lies secrets, myths, and magic now bestowed unto you.