Get ready for a wild ride with Mike Hawke Gets Hard, a hilariously naughty novelty book that follows the laugh-out-loud misadventures of Mike Hawke. From bed-wetting blunders to gym-time goofiness, Mike's journey is packed with off color humor and side-splitting rhymes.

This nasty tale isn't for the faint of heart. As Mike tackles the trials and tribulations of getting older, you'll find yourself giggling at every turn. Whether he's shrinking his waistband, ranting about tight pants, or dealing with his friend Teabag who sticks to him like glue, Mike's antics are sure to entertain and amuse.

Perfect for:

• Gag gifts and stocking stuffers
• -Bachelor and bachelorette parties
• -Anyone who appreciates adult humor and a good laugh

With simple and easy-to-draw illustrations that bring each hilarious line to life, Mike Hawke Gets Hard is a visual and comedic treat. This book is the ultimate in naughty novelty entertainment, making it an ideal gift for anyone who loves to laugh at life's absurdities.

Warning: This book contains adult humor and is intended for mature audiences only.

Add some humor to your day and see life through the lens of Mike Hawke's comical escapades. Grab your copy of Mike Hawke Gets Hard today and let the laughter begin!

Jump into the fun and discover why everyone is talking about Mike Hawke - it's the perfect way to brighten anyone's day with a bit of cheeky humor!

There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat . Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.

Mom and dad were fighting too much. So dad packed his bags. He said she was such.... A bitch all the time. Are the words that he spoke. Now they're divorced. And he left your mom broke. Difficult choices your mommy must make. Make it say strength in chinese. But she's a strong lady. So make no mistake. She went out shopping for sexy costumes. Then put a backdrop and lights in her room. And then she picked up a fancy new cam. Yep. You guessed it. Mom's on only fans. She's making videos in various clothes. What she does on meetups. Nobody knows. But your mommy no longer struggles with rent. her account has made it to the top 5 percent.

Doug the Carpet Munching Pug: A Hilariously Naughty Tale for AdultsWelcome to the oddball world of Brad Gosse, where humor knows no bounds and laughter is the only rule! Presenting Doug the Carpet Munching Pug, a cheeky and uproarious cartoon book that's written and illustrated in a children's book style-but trust us, it's strictly for grown-ups! This delightful parody is packed with humor and wit, making it the perfect addition to any adult's collection of funny books.

Meet Doug, the unapologetic carpet-munching pug with a penchant for Mom's favorite rug. From morning to night, Doug munches with glee, leaving chaos and laughter in his wake. With rhymes that tickle your funny bone and illustrations that bring Doug's antics to life, this book is a laugh-out-loud adventure you won't want to miss.

• Looking for the perfect gag gift for a friend who loves a good joke? Doug the Carpet Munching Pug is your go-to choice!
• Need a humor book to brighten up a dull day? Let Doug's carpet-munching escapades do the trick!
• Want to surprise someone with a funny book that stands out from the rest? This one's a winner!
• Searching for a joke gift that will leave everyone in stitches? Look no further!

Whether you're buying for a birthday, a white elephant party, or just because you love to share laughter, Doug the Carpet Munching Pug is a hilariously unique choice. It's the perfect present for dog lovers with a sense of humor, carpet enthusiasts (if that's a thing), or anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

This book is not just about a pug's unusual habit; it's a celebration of humor in its most light-hearted and fun form. With every page, you'll find yourself chuckling, giggling, and possibly even snorting with laughter. Doug the carpet munching pug is on a mission, and he's bringing joy to rugs and readers everywhere.

So, if you're ready to embark on a side-splitting adventure with Doug, grab your copy of Doug the Carpet Munching Pug today. Just remember to keep an eye on your own carpets-Doug might be coming for them next!

Warning: This book contains adult humor and is intended for mature audiences. Keep out of reach of children and anyone without a sense of humor.
Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt with Doug the Carpet Munching Pug, the ultimate humor book that promises endless amusement and a whole lot of munching madness!

It's time to get the party started with Swinger Party, the book that explores what it means when parents throw a grown-up bash! Written in a fun and engaging children's style, you'll learn all about what goes on when Mom and Dad invite their friends over for an evening of adult fun.

Kids love cows. And we love you right back. It all starts here. In the cow killing shack. First they stun me to knock me out. Then hang me upside down and slice open my throat. They peel off my skin and stick me in a freezer. Feeding you is my destiny. I'm so very pleaser. Follow me now along to the next stop. We're going to visit your local butcher shop. Where they cut my dead body into various treats. Then grind up the rest. Hooray for mystery meat. My whole life is planned from my birth to my murder. And I want you to enjoy my delicious hamburgers. Don't cry for me kid. It's important to know. That cow meat is tasty from my head to my toe.

Meet Mike Hawke, an ordinary guy with an extraordinary sidekick-a living, talking teabag who perches on his shoulder and packs a powerful punch of soothing scents. Together, they form the most unlikely dynamic duo, tackling evil, solving mysteries, and brewing justice wherever they go.

When a magical tea accident brings Teabag to life, Mike is thrust into a world of quirky powers, including his own special ability to see into the future through his Brewed Vision. With Teabag's soothing aroma and sharp wit, the pair dive headfirst into a sleepy town where everyone is mysteriously roofied. It's up to Mike and Teabag to save the day in a hilarious and action-packed adventure that will keep you turning pages-and maybe even craving a cup of tea.

Full of crass humor, innuendo, and ridiculous situations, The Adventures of Mike Hawke and Teabag is a laugh-out-loud comic for fans of offbeat heroes and absurdly fun plots. If you enjoy bizarre origin stories, strange superpowers, and witty banter between a man and his teabag, then this comic is your perfect brew.

Perfect For:

- Fans of quirky, comedic superhero tales
- Readers who love cartoons and crass humor
- Anyone who's ever wondered what life would be like with a magical teabag sidekick

Get ready for a steeped-in-laughter adventure like no other!

Introducing Skorts Illustrated: The Definitive Sports Magazine for the Modern Athlete. In this visionary publication, we explore the cutting-edge world of sports where inclusivity, self-expression, and individuality reign supreme. Our magazine embraces the evolving landscape of athletic competition, offering a fresh perspective on sports, fashion, and lifestyle. Skorts Illustrated celebrates the remarkable achievements, unique journeys, and groundbreaking moments of athletes who challenge conventions and push boundaries. Step into a new era of sports excellence, where authenticity and diversity thrive, as we redefine what it means to be an athlete in the year 2034.

Brace yourself for the most uncomfortable, darkly comedic gag book to hit shelves-Moe Lester. This book takes cringe to new depths and drags readers through the disturbingly absurd life of Moe Lester, a character whose very existence is a punchline wrapped in a moral panic. If you're looking for a book that will raise eyebrows, ruin friendships, and leave people questioning your sense of humor, congratulations. You've found it.

Moe Lester is a man of many... peculiar habits. He's a frequent flyer at the local park, the town fair, and just about anywhere he can awkwardly inject himself into people's lives. He drives a van that's just a little too clean, offers rides no one asked for, and has an unhealthy obsession with phrases like free hugs and mentorship. Moe claims his past is unique and insists his intentions are misunderstood, but let's face it: nobody's buying it, and neither should you.

From teaching magic tricks at the Y to handing out balloons in a suspiciously familiar clown suit, Moe's activities push every boundary of appropriateness-and then some. Whether he's lurking near the playground, promising ice cream to kids in the least comforting way possible, or spouting phrases like age is just a number, Moe Lester is the ultimate walking red flag.

Each page of this book is a cringe-filled showcase of Moe's misguided attempts to blend in while sticking out for all the wrong reasons. The dark humor is paired with bright, colorful illustrations that only make the absurdity more unsettling-and hilarious.

This is the book you'll regret giving, but love watching someone else open. It's perfect for white elephant parties where you want to ensure nobody invites you back, gag gifts that blur the line between funny and horrifying, or for that friend who thrives on the most inappropriate humor possible.

With its razor-sharp satire and relentless absurdity, Moe Lester is the ultimate gag gift for those who aren't afraid to laugh at life's most uncomfortable punchlines. But be warned: this book isn't for the faint of heart-or the easily offended.

So, grab your copy of Moe Lester, and prepare to cringe, laugh, and question humanity all at once. Because if there's one thing Moe knows how to do, it's make Stranger Danger a reality.

When a doctor tells Pop Pop he needs a miracle to get better, his daughter decides to take matters into her own hands and uses her collection of healing crystals to save him. Little does she know that her mom's crystals might not be enough

Mom's healing crystals won't save your pop pop.
But she spends all her money at the fancy rock shop.
Thinking that they have some mystical power.
To cure everything in just a few hours
She wears them on her neck like a crown.
And on her wrists, she has them around.
She sprinkles them through the house with glee.
And she thinks they are the master key.
But grandpas illness it won't go away....

Uncle Bob showed up at school unannounced. You were swimming and the teacher pulled you out. Now you're driving somewhere and your uncle won't shut up about his knob.

Killer Clowns In Garbage DumpsGraphic novel series shows various cartoon murder clowns standing near garbage dumps and landfill sites. Also available as an NFT series.

Today is the day of the very big race. White car, black car and yellow car too. Who will win the race wars? If you only knew.