WATCH OUT

Side effects of reading this book include a sudden surge of self-esteem and unprecedented decisiveness in making marketing decisions. Also common are a lifetime addiction to web automation and web data scraping.

After reading this book, if you spend more than 4 hours with web bots a day, call a therapist right away.

WHAT'S THIS BOOK ABOUT?

I'm sure you've wondered why your competitors' books are selling better than yours. In a perfect world governed by meritocracy, your books would have been selling much better than your competitors'. But Amazon is not that perfect world. Amazon is a jungle where the street-smart prevail and prosper.

What if I tell you the key is marketing? Here we go again, you roll your eyes: Who hasn't heard that before? Tell me something I don't know.

What if I tell you the key is marketing with webbots? Would I get your full attention?

This book may just be the ultimate answer to questions that have been bothering you. I have no doubt it will put energy, wisdom and tangible result in your next book marketing move.

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Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

Allow me to compare the game of KDP publishing to the game of golf. I'm assuming that you are no Tiger Woods or Phil Michelson in this KDP game, if you are checking out this humble book of mine.

Amateurs search for miraculous drives that send them to stardom -- you know, like writing a bestseller someday that begets a big fortune. But the pros know that the money shots are in the short game. Ask any PGA pro what he wants most, the answer is always guaranteed to be the Tiger or Phil's short game.

If your Amazon royalty income pace is better than my $1,000-a-month, hats off to you and you can probably teach me a thing or two, instead of the other way around. But for the many of you whose income pace on Amazon is still below $1,000-a-month, I'm confident that you can benefit from this book, as long as you are humble enough to study the short game with me.

WATCH OUT Side effects of reading this book include a sudden surge of self-esteem and unprecedented decisiveness in making marketing decisions. Also common are a lifetime addiction to web automation and web data scraping. After reading this book, if you spend more than 4 hours with web bots a day, call a therapist right away. WHAT'S THIS BOOK ABOUT? I'm sure you've wondered why your competitors' books are selling better than yours. In a perfect world governed by meritocracy, your books would have been selling much better than your competitors'. But Amazon is not that perfect world. Amazon is a jungle where the street-smart prevail and prosper. What if I tell you the key is marketing? Here we go again, you roll your eyes: Who hasn't heard that before? Tell me something I don't know. What if I tell you the key is marketing with web bots? Would I get your full attention? This book may just be the ultimate answer to questions that have been bothering you. I have no doubt it will put energy, wisdom and tangible result in your next book marketing move.

This collection packs eight exquisite short fiction from M. Eigh, including Bitter Tea and Braided Hair, My Mother's Shadow, Oscar's Extraordinary Life, Planned, Dear Teresa, The Manchurian Express, A Eulogy for Edwin Bogardus, Not A Bad Day and Double Saut . All of the stories have been previously published by very selective professional or semi-professional literary magazines and some of them have been re-printed since their first publication.

Traveling to China? Have some friends visiting from China? Or simply going to a China-related event? Download a copy of M. Eigh's Revolution Is a Dinner Party -- the Rise of Rogue Pluralism in China, a briskly paced and frequently hilarious account of today's fads and parlance in China. In no time, you will be working expressions such as My Dad is Li Gang and Watch Uncle into casual conversations and amaze your interlocutors. You can go beyond name- or phrase-dropping too: The book is jam-packed with entertaining anecdotes that attest to the burgeoning pluralism in China, the good and beautiful, and the ugly and ridiculous alike. If you would like to sound witty and well-studied on China, but can't ever drag yourself through the dreary pages of an academic tome, this book is perfect for you. One reader says: Witty and irreverent, as well as scholarly and insightful, M. Eigh's new book Revolution is a Dinner Party offers readers a rare insider's view of China's shifting political and cultural climate. For many Westerners, China remains an enigmatic land, so some American readers may be surprised to see clear parallels between the less desirable elements of this rouge pluralism in both cultures. If you've ever secretly wished you had the power to rid American television of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and its ilk, you'll enjoy reading Chew's account of the Chinese government's attempt to suppress the career of comedian Guo Degang. Spoiler alert: It didn't work. There's also much to be learned from Eigh's stories of ordinary Chinese citizens. I'm embarrassed to reveal that I was surprised to learn of the relaxed and tolerant attitude that the Chinese have regarding homosexuality; and both impressed and amused by the story of Luo Baogen, a man who refused to sell his home below market value in order to make way for a new highway. Revolution is a Dinner Party is must read for anyone seeking insight into the 21st Century Chinese psyche. If you're thinking, however, that you're settling in for a slow, if well-reasoned read, nothing could be further from the truth. Revolution is a Dinner Party is briskly paced and frequently hilarious. Personally, I can't wait to start working expressions such as My Dad is Li Gang and Watch Uncle into my daily conversations. This book is not only a pleasure to read, it's great to look at. The cover design is colorful and clever, and the author highlights the text with historical photos and original artwork throughout. The book is a quick read, but don't let the page count fool you. M. Eigh conveys in 60 pages what a lesser author would fluff into 500. There's no word wasted here. This book is a fast, fun, and fascinating read that's not to be missed.

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Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

Allow me to compare the game of KDP publishing to the game of golf. I'm assuming that you are no Tiger Woods or Phil Michelson in this KDP game, if you are checking out this humble book of mine.

Amateurs search for miraculous drives that send them to stardom -- you know, like writing a bestseller someday that begets a big fortune. But the pros know that the money shots are in the short game. Ask any PGA pro what he wants most, the answer is always guaranteed to be the Tiger or Phil's short game.

If your Amazon royalty income pace is better than my $1,000-a-month, hats off to you and you can probably teach me a thing or two, instead of the other way around. But for the many of you whose income pace on Amazon is still below $1,000-a-month, I'm confident that you can benefit from this book, as long as you are humble enough to study the short game with me.

Buyer Beware: You Will Never Settle for 70% Again

Rock solid, unadulterated trade secret revealed in a step-by-step guide that's intended for the go-getters only.

In no time, you will recover the small tuition you pay on this book with the 80% royalty you earn on every book you publish on KDP for the rest of your life.

Why don't I sell the book at $5 a pop and sell thousands of copies? Won't I make more that way?

Because I don't want to have too many competitors out there.

The price of this book is a test in itself: To be a winner, you must first be smart enough to invest in a winner's playbook.

Contact me eigh.com at gmail dot com to work out a discount for you.